Jeff’s submission for the Nikon Coolpix Line of the Winter
Due to popular demand, all First Attempt Outerwear now comes with a roll of Kenyon K-Tape for quick repair.
Photos: Collin Sullivan
Jeff and Bert brave a cloudy day in Chamonix and a “traverse” with old fashioned iPhone navigation.
You’re going to want to be able to replace them cheap.
Buy First Attempt Outerwear for a pant made from affordable fabrics. They will help you avoid a bad situation by giving out before your bowels do.
Pants size S-M-L
$100
DM to purchase
He didn’t. Whoops! Don’t let your gear out perform you. Buy first attempt outerwear
spring pricing:
$100 S-M-L pants
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Save cash on spring base layers for the whole family and get the kid out on the slopes.
spring base layers:
$25 S–XL, and infant size.
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Bert doesn’t pay for expensive outerwear. He pays for bad decisions.
… Without stepping into your kitchen.
Stop by Le Fournil Chamoniard-or any bakery off of the main street-for breakfast, and to pick up lunch. A Quiche ($3) Cafe au lait ($1.15) and Ham and cheese baguette ($4.80) will get you to dinner for $8.95.
For dinner grab a Cheese Burger from Maison du Burger on the main street for $6.50
Get to the Spar Grocery store in Cham Sud before 8pm for a 10 pack of Belle Brasserie beers: $4.90
That’s about $20 with no dishes, and a solid buzz included.
Jeff Quande takes a sunset lap at Flegere. Maison du Burger, here we come
I Apologize for the lack of pictures of our gear, and in our articles. Aparently, copying and pasting pictures from other internet websites doesn’t work.
I will consider trying to find new photos to use in the old blogs, and will move toward producing more original content. In the mean time, consider purchasing our jacket.
One size fits most.
Just venmo me the money.
Features:
Built in Excuse:
This is the perfect jacket for your first foray into the backcountry. Hiking is hard, and this jacket comes equipped with a perfectly reasonable excuse to turn around: just rapidly pull the main zipper up and down a few times and it will come off its track. Uh-oh, better head back to civilization where it’s warm and there are no avalanches.
Permeable:
The nylon used for this jacket is highly permeable, better stay at home unless it’s nice out.
iPhone Pocket:
This Jacket only has one pocket. Luckily, it’s the perfect size for an iPhone. At least you can get a good pic out of this sweaty, dangerous experience and give your friends some fomo on Instagram.
$115
Venmo me the money with a size request and I’ll see what I can do.
