Built in Excuse:
This is the perfect jacket for your first foray into the backcountry. Hiking is hard, and this jacket comes equipped with a perfectly reasonable excuse to turn around: just rapidly pull the main zipper up and down a few times and it will come off its track. Uh-oh, better head back to civilization where it’s warm and there are no avalanches.
The nylon used for this jacket is highly permeable, better stay at home unless it’s nice out.
This Jacket only has one pocket. Luckily, it’s the perfect size for an iPhone. At least you can get a good pic out of this sweaty, dangerous experience and give your friends some fomo on Instagram.
Venmo me the money with a size request and I’ll see what I can do.